Wat?

Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)

PEDDLE NOT TO ME YOUR WARES, SCUM OF INTERNET

Oh.

yourbasicscrewup asked: I like your blog, bro :D I think you're cool!

Life is like a fruitcake. It looks inviting and delightful on the surface, but the interior is full of nasty crap.

Hey, it’s an elephan- wait what?

This little guy was in a fishtank at a cinema.

If you say so, bro.

I like Totorro, don’t you?

Legit.

Anonymous asked: I love you.

Having a friend is like pissing on yourself.

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

Well gosh.